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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."
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"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By broom ... JK, rolling"
"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"
"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."
"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"
"""But... I can fix us!"" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. ""Jim,"" she whispered. ""This isn't rocket science."""
"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"