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Joke of the Day
"The only thing harder than diamonds a redneck at his family reunion"
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"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue."
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"
"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"
"GUY: I dare you ME: no G: I double dog dare you ME: no G: I TRIPLE dog dare you! ME: [realizing if I keep this up ill get a lot of dogs] no"
"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."
"""I just want a nice guy who treats me right."" said every girl who dumped that dude like ten times."
"*takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist's hand ""This'll go quicker if you let me do it."""
"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"