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Joke of the Day
"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"
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"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"
"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"
"Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."
"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"
"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."
"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."
"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."