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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the woman with guns for tits? She was pretty Barrel-Chested."
Next Joke
"Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool."
"My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently. I think she is getting into a bad habit."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"Apparently someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds in London Poor guy"
"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."
"Why did the chicken crossed the road? To piss off drivers"
"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."
"What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off."
"Husband has fake roaches that he sets up around the house to scare the shit out of me 24/7. I'm putting out positive pregnancy tests. HA."