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Joke of the Day

"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."

"The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system."

"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"

"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"

"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"Why doesn't the sun go to college? It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees."

"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."

"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."