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Joke of the Day
"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
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"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"
"Lizzie Borden had a couple of really good lifehacks."
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."
"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."
"What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey? Anchor."
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."
"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."