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Joke of the Day
"Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate? Dracula."
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"Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!"
"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."
"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."
"""Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?"" Wife: ""Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?"" ""...Yes"" *wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*"
"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"
"My neighbours are very loud when they have sex. And that's bad for my insomnia. Last night I was so fed up I had to scream their safety word."
"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay."