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Joke of the Day
"I sometimes pretend to hate Nickelback more than I do so you will like me."
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"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"
"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"
"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
"What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car."
"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."