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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? It's On & On Anon."
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"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"
"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"
"What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night? Bedward ScissorHams"
"My humor is so black... ...That all my jokes are stolen"
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"
"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"
"Why are guys so desperate for oral sex? We swallow over 57 spiders a yr while sleeping.The odds that 1 could come back up should terrify you"
"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? If the sex stays the same but the dishes pile up."