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Joke of the Day

"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"

"Who's the loneliest Mexican Juan"

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."

"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."

"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."

"I'm starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home."

"[doctor's] INVISIBLE MAN: Am I cured doc? DR: Your tests are all clear IM: Is that good? DR: [talking to wrong empty chair] I'm not sure"

"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"

"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."