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Joke of the Day
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"
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"What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system."
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
"If you are American in living room, what are you in the bathroom? European."
"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"
"*flashes smile* *smile calls police*"
"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."