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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian? You switch sides at half time."
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"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."
"Why was the wall in a store? Because it's wal-mart."
"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."
"Just shoveled my sidewalk My neighbors dogs didn't seem too appreciative with all their barking and yapping. Or maybe they fucking loved it and I just don't speak dog very well."
"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime. Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat."
"Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?"
"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."