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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."

"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate"

"If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights."

"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me"

"A horse walks into a bar... The Barkeeper asks:""hey dude, why the long face?"" The horse has cancer."

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"

"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"