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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Japanese restaurant and the noodles were disgusting. I guess you could say they were stone cold soba."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"

"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"

"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""

"Mormon cats have 9 wives."

"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"

"To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!"

"No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother"

"This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting! Pull Over! he yells. No! She yells back, Cardigan!"

"How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight? ""It was dynamite!"""