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Joke of the Day

"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"I have this thing where I like to take a crap with the door open. Unfortunately, not everyone at Starbucks feels the same way."

"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""

"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."

"My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major"

"SOON I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR HEROES AND TAKE MY PLACE AS YOUR WORLD LEADER BUT FIRST WHAT IS YOUR MOM'S CASSEROLE RECIPE IT IS DELIGHTFUL"

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"

"Incontinence Hotline Could you hold, please?"

"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"