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Joke of the Day

"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"

"your dad wrote a letter to harambe his pen is out for harambe"

"Do you know what matter to me? my nihilism"

"If I cut a coupon out of the paper, get a code word from the radio, then watch a morning show & answer 3 questions, I get 10% off a coffee."

"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."

"The Pope has the bird flu. He got it from his cardinals."

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."

"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"

"Your girlfriend is 41?!?! she could be your mother! but she isn't... She's yours."