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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean"

"New Bike Shop A registered sex offender just moved into my neighborhood. He opened up a bicycle shop called Pedal-Feelya."

"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""

"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"

"What's the difference between a cup and a mug? being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged"

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"The longest relationship I've had is with my first vibrator. We were together 7 years. Off and on."

"What do you call sex with a burrito? Getting chipotlaid."

"My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences. I was agnostic and she was Satan."