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Joke of the Day

"Why are politicians different from prostitutes? With prostitutes, the more money you pay the more you'll get fucked."

"With great power comes huge electricity bill"

"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"

"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."

"What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out."

"Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell ""definitely."""

"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."

"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish"

"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."