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Joke of the Day

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest"

"I don't live in my mother's basement... I live in your mother's basement."

"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."

"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"

"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."

"Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."

"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."

"What's a bad way to stop a pedophile? Tell him to think of the children."