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Joke of the Day

"If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."

"We should call people who vape... *vapires*"

"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"

"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."

"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."

"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."

"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"