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Joke of the Day
"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."
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"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."
"TIFU by picking up a dead bee. It wasn't. Now my thumb hurts."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"Can we all stop pretending that alcohol tastes good?"
"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"