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Joke of the Day
"Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard..."
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"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."
"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."
"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"
"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."
"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."
"I feel like a battery because I am not included in anything :("
"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"
"[After losing a rap battle] ""How did he get a hold of my credit score?"""