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Joke of the Day
"A quick thing I would like to say to the man who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing."
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"What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three? Nothing."
"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""
"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."
"Did you hear about the man who had purple paint thrown all over him? He was violeted"
"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."
"Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist minors to fight a martial arts proxy war."
"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""
"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."