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Joke of the Day

"My first escort... was a Ford"

"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""

"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."

"Did you hear about the farmer who did geometry? He was pro - tractor"

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books."

"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."

"Dirty Jokes. What do you tell a woman with no arms, and No legs? ---Nice Tits DarKS1deZ"

"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."

"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."