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Joke of the Day
"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"
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"what do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!"
"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house."
"My family treats me like a god. They only talk to me when they want something."
"If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible."
"I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality."
"""The N stands for number so no need to say 'PIN number'. ""Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'."
"What is the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the ground? (spitting sound)"
"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"