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Joke of the Day
"What did the mute kid say to his friend"
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"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."
"What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow? Aww heel no! Kill me right now."
"When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called? Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway."
"Why are camels known as ships of the desert? ... Because they are full of Arab semen."
"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."
"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"
"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."
"you're lucky I can teach you how to shave my dad wasnt around to teach me. now watch *presses razor against face and moves head up and down*"
"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"