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Joke of the Day
"What did the mute kid say to his friend"
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"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"
"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."
"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."
"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"
"[pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now"
"What's the tragedy with little people? They lead such short lives."
"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."
"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser."
"*walks into Best Buy* *points to CDs* ""May I have 4 sound bagels please"""