183140

Joke of the Day

"'I Now Pronounce You Man and WiFi'"

"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception."

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"

"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"

"""This work simply does not deserve an A,"" my teacher said, berating me."

"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."

"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""