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Joke of the Day

"Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt."

"Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table, and then a chair."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"

"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."

"If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats."

"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"