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Joke of the Day

"Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie."

"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."

"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."

"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."

"If I had a pound for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive."

"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."

"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."

"A group of prostitutes play WoW. I heard that they call themselves the whore'd."

"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"

"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"