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Joke of the Day
"Who wants to play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!"
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"What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."
"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"
"I like to wear latex gloves to the doctor. Then he knows I can quickly retaliate if he gets too handsy."
"What's do you call a tampon tutorial? A demenstruation"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."
"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."
"A duck walks into a store and says, ""Give me some fucking Chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Alright, settle down you feathered cunt... How are you going to pay for that?"" ""Oh, just put it on my bill."""
"How do you comeback 'I know you are but what am I?"" A hypocrite"