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Joke of the Day

"I like to wear latex gloves to the doctor. Then he knows I can quickly retaliate if he gets too handsy."

"Why can't Democrats sell pants? They believe in a single-pair system."

"Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."

"How does a painter support their art in this economy? Easel-y"

"I had a balloon with the reddit logo on it and I put it on the nozzle of a can of helium. It blew up pretty fast."

"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."

"What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!"