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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"
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"Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs."
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a chair"
"How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!"
"Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?"
"Another way to get laid easily? Get a degree in journalism and become a game journalist."
"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"
"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."
"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""
"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"