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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."

"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !"

"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."

"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"

"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."

"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"

"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."

"Actual Mechanical Advantage(AMA)"

"Take your height in centimeters and multiply it by the number of people from whom you have received oral sex. There's your credit score."