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Joke of the Day

"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""

"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!"

"They say god dosn't give people they can't handle. Except cancer."

"What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends"""

"A boy walks in on his two parents having sex. He walks out of a threesome."

"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: He wanted to win the no bell prize!"

"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."

"My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got."

"What did the painting on the wall say to the cop? I've been framed!"

"How do you count cows? with a cowculator."