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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know."

"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"

"If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca."

"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"

"Pros and cons of guys: Con: They're dicks. Pro: Their dicks."

"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"

"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."