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Joke of the Day
"Does anybody know whats heart does? Beats me"
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"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."
"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"
"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""
"Why is PBS asking me for money? If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment."
"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."
"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"