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Joke of the Day
"Does anybody know whats heart does? Beats me"
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"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."
"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"
"What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses? Edam..."
"Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo"
"What do you call someone infected with herpes... Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?"
"Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists"
"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"
"[art store] You do free framing? ""With any purchase"" Ok, just this pencil and [slides a gun with wife's fingerprints] you know what to do"