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Joke of the Day

"What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common? They are both terrible without Cream."

"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."

"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"

"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."

"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."

"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""

"Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus? Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)"

"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""

"What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread? Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time? a rye-ot"

"There's three types of people in this world... ...those who are good at math, and those who aren't."