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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"
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"When I finally break up with my boyfriend I'm just going to yell ""UNFOLLOW"" and then walk away."
"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."
"I was so surprised when he said those three little words to me: ""You're embarrassingly bad at math. This is over."""
"Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time? Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme."
"They say people and their pets start to look alike, which is why George Clooney is now tied to a tree in my backyard."
"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."
"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."
"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."