11858
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"
Next Joke
"I started this new whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!"
"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."
"We've all been yelled at... Let us all just take a moment of silence for the times we have been yelled at for doing something wrong on reddit..."
"How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )"
"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""
"What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin. ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife."
"I decided to start growing a beard. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me."
"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"
"Thought Experiment: Stand on a scale in an elevator. Cut the cable. You, the scale, and the elevator fall -- scale reads zero"