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Joke of the Day
"What's a good Mexican joke?"
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"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."
"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."
"I opened a new nightclub named 'Erectile Dysfunction'. It was a complete flop, nobody came."
"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."
"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Each of their last big hits was the wall."
"The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world."
"I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless"
"3 great things about getting old and losing your memory 1. You're always making new friends. 2. Every joke you hear is new. 3. I uh, I forget the third one."