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Joke of the Day
"Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?"
Next Joke
"Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality. "
"What do you get when you give a duck a knife? A murder most fowl."
"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."
"Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used Prius. You've never had sex."
"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"
"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""
"The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!"
"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."