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Joke of the Day

"Why should you be scared of a white man in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to /u/Ser_Rodrick_Cassel for the joke!"

"What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ? Santa has just 3 Ho's..."

"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"

"bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble."

"I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to 20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?"

"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."

"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"

"How do you pick up a feminist? Like a bowling ball."

"After writing Revelations, John ask God... ""Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"" ""*No, by Trump/Pence.*"" ""Right, so trumpets."" ""*Fuck it, they'll figure it out.*"""