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"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
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"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."
"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."
"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."
"Couldn't tell if this really hot chick just waved at me in her car, or if she was just putting the sun visor down."
"Great news insomniacs! Only 12 sleeps til Christmas."
"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"
"Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario."
"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"""Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.""- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous"