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Joke of the Day
"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."
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"My wife is my sex object Everytime i ask for sex, she object."
"I've perfected an AI as a substitute to a girlfriend. Every time I try to turn it on I get the silent treatment and there are no output to tell me what's wrong."
"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"
"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""
"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""
"Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!"
"What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's dick."
"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."
"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""