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Joke of the Day

"Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers They are emotionally draining..."

"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."

"What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called? A hallucination."

"what's the strongest part of a vegetable? the wheel chair."

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"

"I think 50 cent stands a chance against Floyd Mayweather I don't know about 12, But I know 50 cent can take 9 rounds"

"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date."

"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"