201380
Joke of the Day
"I've had insomnia so much it is starting to worry me. But I won't lose any sleep over it."
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"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""
"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"What do you call a residential area for horse lovers? A neighbourhood."
"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"
"What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians? A *sir-conference*"
"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"
"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"
"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"
"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me."