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Joke of the Day
"Sorry about the typos lately you gays."
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"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."
"It's amazing how much us guys complain about women and then we fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth."
"Hey, little bird! Maybe you wouldn't have to move your head around so much looking for threats if you didn't make so much god damn noise!"
"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."
"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""
"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"
"My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes"
"Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend"
"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"