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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis? A *rotato*..."
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"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
"How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh"
"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"So, let me get this straight. You boast that you shagged my Mum, and I'm supposed to get you a Fathers Day card to say 'thanks'?"
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."
"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"
"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"
"Hitler was the worst track runner he couldn't even finish one race"