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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
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"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."
"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."
"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"
"my doctor asked if it burns when I pee. I said only when it gets in my eyes."
"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"
"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."
"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."
"Why is Wrestling similar to porn? because it's fun to watch when you're younger... but you get depressed when you're told it's fake."
"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."