16263
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
Next Joke
"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"
"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"
"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."
"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"
"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."
"If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?"
"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"
"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"