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Joke of the Day
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."
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"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."
"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"
"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"
"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."
"Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine."
"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."